Wearing a stocking cap when it's above 70 is stupid.
If you're thinking it says something like "I'm so cool that I can't keep my head warm!", you're wrong.
And you're stupid.
During the '90s, musicians in Seattle would wear stocking caps because Seattle is in the North and it can get chilly there. That's the same reason they wore flannel shirts. I'm betting that alot of those guys didn't dress like that when it was warm, but they had their picture taken that way and it became the style.
That was over a decade ago. It's over. Stocking caps were the '90s version of the '80s headband. You don't see guys wearing headbands much do you? Headbands actually make more sense because they are made to catch the sweat that pours off you when you're rocking out. Maybe headbands should make a comeback. Maybe I'll start wearing one.
Just some friendly advice.
No one else cares enough to tell you how stupid you look, but I do.
You look stupid.
So stop it.
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