Saturday, February 3, 2007

Jebus Site Outs Everyone Who Ever Played Guitar, Ever

Thanks to the good folks at lovegodsway.org, you may never again have to waste your hard-won, heterosexually-earned dollars on the Rock That Dare Not Speak Its Name.

Among the "Bands to Watch Out For":

Scissor Sisters
Rufus Wainwright
Wilco
Tech N9ne
Ghostface Killah
Cole Porter
The String Cheese Incident
Eagles of Death Metal
Polyphonic Spree
Interpol
Tegan and Sara
Erasure
The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
Le Tigre
Marilyn Manson
The Gossip
The Magnetic Fields
The Doors
Phish
Queen
The Strokes
Sufjan Stevens
Morrissey
The Pet Shop Boys
Metallica
Judas Priest
The Village People
The Secret Handshake
The Rolling Stones
David Bowie
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Man or Astroman
Jay-Z
Depeche Mode
Kansas
Ani DiFranco
Fischerspooner
John Mayer
George Michael (texan)
Velvet Underground
Madonna
Barry Manilow
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Eminmen
Nirvana
Boy George*
The Killers
Lou Reed
Lil' Wayne
Motorhead
DMX
Lisa Loeb
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
Dogstar
Thirty Seconds to Mars
Lil' Kim
kd lang
Frank Sinatra
Hinder
Nickleback
Arcade Fire
Bright Eyes
Audioslave
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Panic at the Disco
Elton John

What, so the Eagles of Death Metal made the cut, but not Queens of the Stone Age? But it says it right...in...the...name. Also making the list was rapper "Eminmen," which is either riotous christian wordplay or proof that good typing is the work of the devil.

This site is run by Donnie Davies, and if you're wondering what hatemongers do when they need to take a break from hate-mongering, you can check out his own band, the "Evening Service" which features one of the most homoerotic music videos ever laid straight to VHS.

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